Cook the spam cubes or rectangles in a pan over medium-high heat, flipping occasionally, for 5-6 minutes or until slightly crisp. Remove from pan and let cool on paper towels to remove excess grease.
4 slices spam
Crack 6 large eggs into a bowl. Add 1 ½ tablespoons Roasted Garlic Chimichurri to the bowl. Whisk vigorously until well combined.
6 large eggs, 1 ½ tablespoons roasted garlic chimichurri
Reduce heat in the pan to medium and add a pat of butter (if necessary, though there may be enough Spam grease to use). When the butter has melted, add the egg and chimichurri mixture.
Cook, moving the eggs across the pan frequently, until desired cook is achieved.
In another pan, melt a pat of butter over medium heat. Add two generous handfuls of spinach to the pan, along with a few dashes of salt and pepper. Cook until just wilted, around 2-3 minutes.
2 handfuls fresh spinach
Remove eggs and spinach from heat and get ready to assemble!
Put two tortillas on each plate. Divide spinach evenly amongst four tacos. Divide chimichurri scrambled eggs evenly between four tacos. Divide Spam evenly between four tacos.
Garnish with additional Roasted Garlic Chimichurri and/or feta (or other crumbly cheese). Enjoy your adult-friendly Green Eggs and Spam!